Hair Raising

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That’s right brothers and sisters Halloween is one of my favorite Hallmark holidays. The candy, ghost stories, bad zombie makeup, and shapely women in revealing witch costumes all put me in the holiday spirit. I have to admit though, something has been bugging me. There I was, watching cheesy, poorly scripted thriller movies at 1am alone in my creepy old apartment. I’m watching one of those scenes where the woman in a low cut top is searching the basement with a flashlight for strange sounds when I feel the hairs raise on the back of my neck. “Why is that?” I think to myself. No, I know why MY hairs stood up. I’m a total wuss when it comes to ghost thrillers, but why does that physiological response happen to all of us when we get spooked?

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cat demonstrating pilomotor response to confrontation while walking the mean streets

Ancient roots

There is something you and your cat have in common that you may not know. Scientist refer to it as the pilomotor response. You may know it better as “goosebumps” when hundreds of tiny bumps raise on your arms and legs. If you’ve ever gotten out of the shower and stepped into the much cooler air outside of your bathroom that’s typically when you’ll notice them. Well cats display this same behavior when they are confronted by another aggressive cat telling him to “step off my turf” or something scarier like a dog or falling metal trash can. The hairs extend as they rise to their toes to appear as big as possible for competition or predators. Well the cool kids (scientists) believe that this phenomenon in human beings served a similar function. Well I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but humans beings today, version 5.0, aren’t nearly as hairy as our fiercer, planet of the apes ancestors.

goosebumpWell these days goose bumps are a “vestigial” response meaning it has out lived it’s original function. However, this involuntary reaction is still triggered by moments of intense stress and emotion like fear, exhilaration, and you know, moments of intense..um..inspiration (sexual arousal). All of this magic is of course brought to you by our dear friend the sympathetic nervous system, home of the “fight or flight” response.

Let me set the scene… 

Let’s say you just walked out of the shower…No wait better yet, let’s say Michelle Rodriguez just walked out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel when suddenly she hears a loud crash from the kitchen…

About 90% of the heat in Michelle’s super fit body is lost first through the skin, even more so when wet, because water transmits heat away far more efficiently than air.

She slowly walks down the stairs….

Respiration increases along with her heart rate as blood flow is conserved for the brain and other vital organs, temporarily halting digestion. A sudden rush of energy is felt as epinephrine acts on the insulin producing liver cells, allocating glucose so that Michelle’s warrior, Resident Evil reflexes can spring into action if need be.

She approaches the doorway of the kitchen, reaching for her limited edition, zombie killing, 9mm Smith & Wesson…

The adrenaline coursing through her blood stream has taken her mind off the chill in the air but her body is still losing heat through evaporative cooling of the skin and through the rapid breaths (lungs accounting for 10% of total heat loss).

She turns the corner..

Tiny, arrector pili muscles located at the base of the hairs  on her neck, arms, and perfectly toned legs contract forming goose bumps and raising the hairs on Michelle – as both a response to fear and her body’s attempt to conserve heat.

She puts the safety back on her pistol, realizing that it was just her silly cat knocking over a bowl of Captain Crunch. That’s when it dawns on her “I only buy Raisin Bran!”

Happy Halloween my friends and as always…stay curious, stay classy, and never stop learning 🙂

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“André tells the best stories”

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Cell Talk

office_gossip-web1Hello again fellow information addicts. Did you have a good week? Well mine was just bursting with fruit flavor (try not to look too far into that). Anyway, after our last chat about the role of our immune system in allergic response, Allergies Oh My, I felt this incredible need…I mean like a deep and real need to talk about another wild topic in immunology, communication, as in cell to cell communication. Believe it or not, our white cells are quite chatty with one another. They don’t talk about reality shows, how Sarah’s new hair style is “all wrong for her” or what horse they’re betting on at the track in Charleston this payday weekend. It’s a non-verbal communication (can I say body language without it being a pun?). No, when our cells talk to each other they only want to know one thing, “are you one of us?” That is the very definition of immunity, being able to distinguish the sharks from the minnows, what scientist refer to as “self from non-self.” Cells accomplish this without secret handshakes or gang colors. Instead, each cell comes equipped with a special membrane bound receptor that displays protein epitopes, portions of particular proteins that cell in question makes.

So the white cells are like Penn State campus security, floating around, approaching sketchy looking cells it hasn’t seen on campus before going “alright kid, let’s see some ID. What’s your major? Ok ok…looks good, move along.” Every nucleated cell comes equipped with a membrane bound receptor, a complex of proteins referred to as a Major Histocompatibility complex, or MHC. These receptors operate by aide of two major biochemical pathways, MHC I and MHC II. I think of them as having different versions of software. In fact, the nature of these receptors is profoundly Star Trek-ish and sophisticated. Here’s the situation…

See that orange socket wrench poking out of the cell? That's the kind of receptor we're talking about.

See that orange socket wrench poking out of the cell? That’s the kind of receptor we’re talking about.

Cells have membranes made up of a ballpit of proteins, fats, carbohydrates, and lipids that form this semi-solid layer that keeps their insides from spilling out onto the dance floor. So anything that cell needs to take in must pass through the membrane. This includes information. For a cell, information comes in a molecular form just like everything else that has to be taken into the cell. There’s no high speed internet, no Wi-Fi, no Skype. It’s like having your mail served to you on a dinner plate along with your chicken tenders. So in order to communicate to a cell you would need to A) keep that message painfully simple and B) convert that message into a molecular form that can be readily passed through the membrane. One form of cellular message that white cells use are referred to as cytokines. Cytokines are both released by white cells and taken up by them and they trigger vital immune responses. For example cytokines are responsible for attracting white cells to the site of an infection as well as switching them on and kicking them into action. Let me put it this way, a white cell without cytokines is like a police department with no dispatcher. Now back to receptors.

MHC II pathway

This version is typically found on white cells that act as antigen presenting cells or, as I like to call them “instigators.” These are cells like macrophages, monocytes, and dendritic cells that spend their time gobbling up any weird cell, bacterium, viral particle, or whatever that doesn’t identify itself in a timely fashion or flash the right ID. After the cell has devoured it’s prey and digests it with its cellular stomach (lysozyme/peroxisome) the organic bits and pieces like amino acids, lipids, etc. get recycled and distributed. Some of those bits, epitopes get attached to the MHC II receptor.

I'll bet you didn't know your cells were pre-labelled

I’ll bet you didn’t know your cells were pre-labelled

The cell has numerous receptors in fact and in this case the receptor is inside of the cell in the cytoplasm where all the action is happening. The MHC II/epitope complex makes it’s way up to the membrane surface of that antigen presenting cell for display like an Applebee’s appetizer sampler platter. Well, it’s a bit more morbid than that because remember, this is a sample of the enemy (very Silence of the Lambs). So it’s floating around flashing the ID to other white cells “have you seen this guy before?” until it meets a T-cell (a CD4 cell to be exact) that says “oh yeah, I’ve met this guy and he’s a total D-bag. I’ll let everybody know.” In the case of an adaptive immune response that white cell will seek out a B-cell holding the same epitope, release cytokines to activate that B-cell to produce antibody against the invading microbe.

MHC I pathway

This version is super friggin cool. It’s found in every single nucleated cell in the body. It’s function; display protein epitopes of what what that cell is producing. Yup, it’s like a show and tell receptor for cells. The cells say “look what I made in arts and crafts today.” If it’s something our white cells recognize than everything is gravy. Oh man, but if that white cell doesn’t like what it finds..well all hell kind of breaks loose. There is a no nonsense kind of white cell called a Cytotoxic T-cell, or CD8 killer. When it discovers foreign epitopes on a cell’s MHC I receptor it intiates a kind of self destruct command for that cell called apoptosis. To understand this you need to understand something about viruses. Viruses ONLY survive inside of a host cell…key word “inside.” They don’t just hangout inside the cell and watch sports center. They are up to no good, using the cell’s nuclear machinery and endoplasmic reticulum to produce viral proteins and essentially make new viruses. Once a cell is hijacked and turned into a viral production line there’s no going back. So like the sad scene in a zombie apocalypse film the CD8 takes the poor, infected cell out of it’s misery, which halts the replication of the viral particle. Our immune system evolved in this way because it has witnessed what viruses are capable of and has learned not to hesitate to pull the trigger.

Well my friends I’m off to go make a difference (get Thai food). As always stay curious, stay classy, and never stop learning 🙂